Authorities on the scene of a fire inside a porn store on Sixth and Mission Streets in San Francisco on April 13, 2011. (CBS)
SAN FRANCISCO (CBS 5) — A man was hospitalized Wednesday evening with life-threatening, third-degree burns after somehow catching fire inside a San Francisco porn store, authorities told CBS 5.
The fire occurred at the Golden Gate Adult Superstore at 99 Sixth Street, near the intersection with Mission Street, in the city’s South of Market neighborhood around 6:20 p.m.
Police officers across the street from the porn shop saw a man run out the front door of the store “engulfed in flames,” SFPD Lt. Kevin McNaughton said.
Some firefighters who happened to be about a block away at the time were immediately summoned and extinguished the flames.
Arson investigators said it was not exactly clear how the man caught fire. Police indicated he had apparently been watching videos in a private booth at the adult arcade when the fire ignited.
The man, whose name has not been released, was being treated at St.
Francis Memorial Hospital for severe burns over 90% of his body.
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436 Comments
That must have been some hot porn.
April 13, 2011 at 9:53 pm | | Report comment
Question to someone familiar with drug users.
Could this guy have been inhaling solvent?
April 14, 2011 at 6:37 am | | Report comment
Richard Pryor burned himself by freebasing cocaine. Could be what he was doing.
Just a theory.
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April 14, 2011 at 9:14 am
Only caveat against such a theory is you’d think police would be trained enough to recognize such paraphernalia. Especially considering a burning man doesn’t generally have time to hide evidence.
That they didn’t point it out initially suggests something odd.
Not odd in the sense of cops and firefighters coincidentally being within a block of a porn shop but still.
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April 14, 2011 at 12:25 pm
Amyl nitrate (poppers) is an inhalant that is used to intensify and prolong male climax.. and is extremely flammable…
http://www.dogpile.com/dogpile/ws/results/Web/is%20amyl%20nitrate%20flammable!3F/1/417/TopNavigation/Relevance/iq=true/zoom=off/_iceUrlFlag=7?_IceUrl=true
April 14, 2011 at 12:30 pm
anything is possible. I think “inhalant” is synonymic of “inflammable.”
I might agree with Tomas because before the rise of crack, freebase referred to cocaine cut with ether, which is highly flammable, but I doubt there is much of a market for such a product on today’s streets.
My theory is that his dirty clothes came in contact with a source of heat induced by prolonged friction.
April 14, 2011 at 10:17 pm
The story says 90% of his body is burned, so we can rule out a small bottle of chemical inhalant. This is speculation on my part, but it sounds like a vicious attack. A religious extremist may have gone in with a large amount of flammable liquid, doused it on him and lit it up.
April 14, 2011 at 10:40 pm
My theory is that he was maybe trying to smoke either crack or just a cigarette in a booth while huffing Rush (Amyl Nitrate). It’s very popular among the jack-booth set. Not kidding. I was a bouncer and cashier at a place there for a long time.
As far as finding it odd that cops and firemen were close by indicates that the person who made that comment might not be all that familiar with the area! lol
April 15, 2011 at 12:13 am
You know, several, you know, dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It’s just not really widely reported.
April 14, 2011 at 8:28 am | | Report comment
Choked on someone else’s vomit actually!
April 14, 2011 at 8:56 am
BS.
April 14, 2011 at 8:58 am
There’s really no way to tell… I mean, you can’t dust for vomit.
April 14, 2011 at 9:24 am
There are some mysteries that are best left… unsolved.
April 14, 2011 at 12:31 pm
Nonsense, spontaneous combustion has been debunked.
April 14, 2011 at 3:53 pm
Yeah, no they don’t. “Spontaneous combustion” is just a method of criminal body disposal, sometimes happens as an accident too. Basically its just when you have something flamable on a body and a wicking material below it (+ clothes that act as a good wick). The flamable material starts the fire and melts fat into the material below (carpet, pine needles, anything that acts as a wick) and then you burn up like a candle as the heat draws the flamable fats back up to it. Basically its just a human candle, that’s why it freaks people out because it only burns the body, but that’s because the fire remains contained. And yeah people only believe in spontaneous combustion in the US, if they see the same effects in Europe or anywhere else they know its most likely a body disposal or someone who passed out with a glass of high proof alcohol.
April 14, 2011 at 4:23 pm
Well…maybe….if the porn had been recorded in Doubly…this wouldn’t have happened…would it?
April 14, 2011 at 7:01 pm
True, it happened to my father.
April 14, 2011 at 7:26 pm
It’s the wick effect.
The only question is what was the source of ignition.
The wick effect consists of 3 components:
1. Source of ignition
2. A wick (clothing)
3 wax (body fat)
The combination of these 3 components will immolate a human body within a matter of minutes, usually burning only the body and the area immediately surrounding the body.
If the man was inhaling amyl nitrate while smoking this would explain the source of ignition.
April 15, 2011 at 1:49 am
What a bunch of losers. Maybe they should just die that way as it is in their fate after all.
April 17, 2011 at 11:58 pm
Maybe God was simply saying, “Naughty, Naughty.”
April 14, 2011 at 8:41 am | | Report comment
LOFL!!!
April 14, 2011 at 12:18 pm
What was God doing in a San Francisco porn store?
April 14, 2011 at 2:53 pm
@Heretic:
Watching You!
April 18, 2011 at 7:27 am
It was a case of premature conflagration.
April 14, 2011 at 9:28 am | | Report comment
HA good bit!
April 14, 2011 at 10:27 am
Nice one!
April 14, 2011 at 11:47 pm
ZING!
April 15, 2011 at 11:19 am
FTW!
April 15, 2011 at 1:46 pm
Or maybe he was just a “flamer.”
April 14, 2011 at 3:46 pm | | Report comment
Joe, guess why you’re bored with the people around you. Go ahead — it’s free.
April 14, 2011 at 4:31 pm | | Report comment
You know what happens when you start rubbing two sticks together.
April 14, 2011 at 7:45 pm | | Report comment
just what I thought. friction creates heat
April 15, 2011 at 5:35 am
I’m pretty sure the heat caused by the friction would have become too painful to continue far before a fire would have ignited.
Although I must admit, the thought did occur to me at first.
April 18, 2011 at 8:13 am
The guy was smoking crack and set himself on fire!!! What is so mysterious here? Have any of you been to 6th Street?
Drudge Report headline: “Man Mysteriously Engulfed In Flames At Frisco Porn Shop…”
Do you know what “pulling a Richard Pryor” is?
April 15, 2011 at 7:12 am | | Report comment
That must have been one HOT video!
April 13, 2011 at 9:53 pm | | Report comment
what no lube?
April 14, 2011 at 10:04 am | | Report comment
Idiotic comments. He was sinning. May be he’ll take this as a sign from God!
April 14, 2011 at 11:27 am
A flamer in San Francisco is a story?
April 14, 2011 at 11:39 am
thanks for the obligatory god comment Robert. We knew someone would come through for us. This must be why everyone who watches pornography is engulfed in flames while going so…..oh wait, that doesn’t happen…so…tell us why god chose this guy. Robert…you’re an idiot too.
April 14, 2011 at 11:38 am | | Report comment
Timmy – That is the best comment of the Day – Bravo!
April 14, 2011 at 12:02 pm | | Report comment
I concur
April 14, 2011 at 12:14 pm
Maybe a flamer watching something really kinky like… um… say, oh, hetro porn?
April 14, 2011 at 3:38 pm
@ robert – right like you never masturbated!!
April 14, 2011 at 4:08 pm | | Report comment
he was not able to control himself when saw a naked lady
April 13, 2011 at 10:12 pm | | Report comment
I can almost guarantee he wasn’t looking at a lady, at least not a lady that was naturally born that way.
April 14, 2011 at 6:40 am | | Report comment
There’s Lady GaGa porn?!?
April 14, 2011 at 6:52 am
it’s san fransisco. he probably wasn’t looking at ladies!
hahahaha
April 14, 2011 at 7:50 am | | Report comment
hahaha not funny… we’re not all gay out here… and theres nothin gay about that dirty ass area
April 14, 2011 at 12:01 pm
This type of thing is normal in the Castro
April 13, 2011 at 10:21 pm | | Report comment
It happened in the Tenderloin district. Not the Castro.
April 13, 2011 at 11:24 pm | | Report comment
Sixth and Mission is not the Castro nor the Tenderloin.
April 14, 2011 at 2:24 am
Don, you are technically correct, but it is spittin’ distance from the Tenderloin, so Ashley should win (on a technicality).
It is a LONG way from the Castro, so Jack is talkin’ smack!
April 14, 2011 at 9:02 am
Definitely not Castro… nor a spitting distance from Tenderloin. The stubborn incorrect man can go back to sleep… no reason to get all FIRED UP.
April 14, 2011 at 9:17 am
Mission & 6th is exactly one block from the border of the Tenderloin, which most would consider “spitting distance”, so you’re the one who’s wrong here.
April 14, 2011 at 10:48 am
Hi, I’m Joe. I live in Livermore and tell everyone I live in San Francisco. Let’s get technical since you feel so inclined… 6th and Mission is in SoMa. Spitting distance would be Downtown, Civic Center, Union Square, Financial Dist. On the other side of Civic Center (closer to Van Ness) is Tenderloin, an overhand baseball throw away from CC which is still closer than SoMa. I feel bad making everyone feel dumb AAAAAAAALL the time.
James Mitchstaufferson
SF Planning Committee
April 14, 2011 at 12:27 pm
I think Jack’s point is simply that this kind of thing happens frequently in the Castro District. I’ll have to have my factcheckers working on that…
April 14, 2011 at 7:54 pm
@jim mitch – 6th street crosses at Market onto Taylor which is the TL. Civic Center begins at 7th street. Stay in Livermore or less
April 14, 2011 at 4:12 pm | | Report comment
DID IT EVER OCCURE TO ANYONE HE MIGHT OF BEEN LIGHTING HIS CRACK PIPE. LIGHTER FLUID MAYBE?????
April 13, 2011 at 10:39 pm | | Report comment
Stop yelling. Turn your CAPS lock off!
April 14, 2011 at 7:49 am | | Report comment
GRAMMAR NAZI!!! AHHH MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN!!!!
April 14, 2011 at 8:10 am
Do you troll every comment looking for CAPS lock volators. What a turd. Turn your COMPUTER off.
April 14, 2011 at 8:14 am
NO, YOU TURN YOUR CAPS ON!!!!!
April 14, 2011 at 10:29 am
It think someone must have…”BUST A CAP”.
I kill me.
April 14, 2011 at 10:58 am
I TIP MY CAP TO ALL OF YOU
April 15, 2011 at 5:53 am
Yup!
April 14, 2011 at 9:04 am | | Report comment
I can’t believe all of the stupid illiterate comments on here! Hopefully he will recover and they’ll find out what happened. Maybe God is trying to rebuke and convict him for watching this filthy stuff. Porn is just another of the many things causing the downfall of this immoral world.
April 14, 2011 at 11:30 am
so are you saying we need to watch more porn……… if it’s the down fall of this immoral world?
April 14, 2011 at 11:56 am
I GUESS HE WAS RALLY RUBBING IT FAST AND IT BURST INTO FLAMES
April 13, 2011 at 10:50 pm | | Report comment
Stop yelling. Turn your CAPS lock off!
April 14, 2011 at 7:49 am | | Report comment
Typical comment board NAZI. EVERYONE must conform to YOUR way of thinking and doing things, or they need to shut up. JAWOHL, MIEN FUHRER!!!
April 14, 2011 at 10:22 am
That’s what happens when you drink a dozen Red Bulls and plu with the little fire man.
April 14, 2011 at 8:33 am | | Report comment
Friction and petroleum products will do it every time…….
April 14, 2011 at 10:09 am | | Report comment
spontanious penile combustion via unfortunate yet volitile combination of crack pipe and Hi-Karate cologne
April 13, 2011 at 11:03 pm | | Report comment
This seems to be the most logical conclusion yet.
April 14, 2011 at 6:05 am | | Report comment
I Concur.
April 14, 2011 at 8:12 am
Awesome!
April 14, 2011 at 6:30 am | | Report comment
now this is the best comment yet
April 14, 2011 at 9:00 am | | Report comment
HAI-KARATE?
April 14, 2011 at 10:39 am | | Report comment
YES!
April 14, 2011 at 11:15 am | | Report comment
Wow! I’ve heard of making fire with 2 sticks but with one stick???
April 13, 2011 at 11:04 pm | | Report comment
Hey!
Find some good reason buddy…
April 13, 2011 at 11:09 pm | | Report comment
It was Gay Porn and he was a “Flamer”
April 13, 2011 at 11:14 pm | | Report comment
LOL The Best One So Far!
April 14, 2011 at 6:20 am | | Report comment
What the hell is a “Flamer”???
April 14, 2011 at 7:07 am | | Report comment
Someone who is gay and flamboyantly so…
April 14, 2011 at 7:22 am
Like a “Hello Sailor” in your face???
April 14, 2011 at 7:42 am
Like ‘Hello, sailor, love your shoes.”
April 14, 2011 at 11:41 am
He might have been using on of those new hydrogen penile enlargement gizmo’s theve been proven unreliable in europe.
April 13, 2011 at 11:17 pm | | Report comment
Richrad Pryor caught fire once…..
April 13, 2011 at 11:29 pm | | Report comment
Pryor was a “Crack Head” – Not a Porn-o-holic!!! C’mon baby “LIGHT MY FIRE” – and did she ever!!!… Jim Morrison and the Doors 1969!!!
April 14, 2011 at 7:12 am | | Report comment
SELF COMBUSTION, NEW FORM OF GREEN ENERGY =] !
April 13, 2011 at 11:56 pm | | Report comment
Stop yelling. Turn your CAPS lock off!!
April 14, 2011 at 7:50 am | | Report comment
HEY RON,, HOW ARE THOSE BURNS????
April 14, 2011 at 8:28 am
…says the Caps Crusader!
April 14, 2011 at 9:55 am
bE cArEfUl WhAt YoU aSk FoR rOn, ThErE aRe MuCh MoRe AnNoYiNg ThInGs ThAn AlL-cApS.
April 15, 2011 at 5:56 am
did he have an erection coming out of the store?
April 14, 2011 at 12:42 am | | Report comment
HI, THIS IS FOR RON. NO JOKE, JUST A POKE AT RON. CHEERS, MATE.
April 14, 2011 at 10:54 am | | Report comment
Duh, obviously! Why else would he be running except to keep the flames away from the jewelry.
April 14, 2011 at 4:17 pm | | Report comment
must’ve been in a heated conversation with someone
April 14, 2011 at 1:02 am | | Report comment
A man CAUGHT ON FIRE and is fighting for his life. No matter how deviant he might have been, jeez, can’t you have a little compassion? Does everyone have to burn him?
Oh, great, now I’m doing it.
April 14, 2011 at 5:10 am | | Report comment
Good one
April 14, 2011 at 10:12 am | | Report comment
Heyo!
April 15, 2011 at 11:26 am | | Report comment
So this is NEWS according to CBS News? No wonder they are spiraling down the toilet.
April 14, 2011 at 5:13 am | | Report comment
How many people engulfed in flames have you seen running out of a porn house? This is news to me.
April 14, 2011 at 8:22 am | | Report comment
Excellent retort!
April 14, 2011 at 11:48 am
From the comments thus far it appears to occur with some frequency.
April 14, 2011 at 8:00 pm
it is very important news had you been walking to the bar or bus-stop after work and a flaming man came barreling out the door of the corner Jack-Shack!
April 15, 2011 at 12:19 am | | Report comment
Fear the wrath of God, yea who sin against the Lord of Lords and King of Kings.
Be sure there will be more to come in response to your wickedness
April 14, 2011 at 5:14 am | | Report comment
Duh….I don’t think this had anything to do with… Lord of Lords and King of Kings….More like “Lord of the Rings”!!! I wonder if Charlie Sheen was around this area???
April 14, 2011 at 7:15 am | | Report comment
Be real. If it was God he would have been hit with a lightning bolt AFTER he left the shop. Cooler sound effects with the thunder, too!
April 14, 2011 at 8:47 am | | Report comment
Oh man… Throw up a beachball and someone is going to spike it…. I’m trying to resist the temptation….
April 14, 2011 at 5:16 am | | Report comment
What’s up with the cops marine haircuts. These cops are supposed to be public safety employees. They look more like some kind of rogue private army.
April 14, 2011 at 5:23 am | | Report comment
They are, don’t you know that they call “us” civilians now? They act like some sort of para-military group now instead of public servants.
April 14, 2011 at 5:30 am | | Report comment
And, cops are called, “uniformed.” For that matter, so are firefighters. Another term for police is, “sworn.”
All “civilian” means is that one does not wear a uniform.
April 14, 2011 at 6:13 am
@CK,
So, McDonald’s employees are not civilians? I’ve always thought you were either military or civilian. Cops are certainly civilians; they just don’t know it because it’s so much fun to play “Army” against other unarmed civilians.
April 14, 2011 at 10:18 am
Cops have short haircuts – or, even shave their heads – so that a bad guy can’t grab their hair in a struggle. Also, many cops are ex-military and are accustomed to the style.
April 14, 2011 at 6:11 am | | Report comment
It always used to be “civilian police” and “civilian firefighters” as opposed to MPs (Military Police etc.). But now days anyone who can sew a patch on a shirt gets to leave behind the ‘civilian’ tag. Unless you are on active duty in the Armed Forces of the United States you are a civilian in my book, and most old school vets also. Even our Border Patrol was considered ‘civilian’ because the liberals didn’t want to create the impression that the border was actually guarded by “a military-type organization. Armed Forces, everything else = civilian, albeit government paid civilians.
April 14, 2011 at 7:49 am
If you’re “threatened” by the haircuts of the police officers, you must have a psychiatric problem with authority.
April 14, 2011 at 6:56 am | | Report comment
They are, and have been for years. The (lack of) hair cuts=quick fellow-ID. If you don’t wear a badge–and this includes in bed–you’re one of ‘them’, ie, us (‘civilians’), and guilty of something. If this was one of the foreign lands we read about on the front page, they’d be the gents who drag off a few citizens here and there for beatings, torture, open-end imprisonment without trial. And, when things get so bad here that the 2nd-Amendment Rightists gather in ‘the streets’, who do you think is going to mow ‘em down? Our own friends and neighbors. You may have even sat next to one in school. Any way to know? The 4 cops who were slain in Oakland a few years ago, none of them Oakland residents, were members of a para-military force of occupation.
April 14, 2011 at 10:55 am | | Report comment
So, uh my short hair means I cannot be a public safety employee? The SFPD is a “Para-military” organization by necessity. We are sworn civil servants armed with deadly weapons, and the ability in the performance of our duties to revoke specific rights that you as a citizen have. We have specific rank and command structure. Look there are dozens of reasons why we are, and have to be, paramilitary. It’s the nature of our job. Firemen too, also a para-military organization. You ever see those major wildfires? They are organized as part of a larger “battlefield command,” a system called ICS, that was pulled over directly from the Army.
April 14, 2011 at 3:33 pm | | Report comment
These jokes all suck.
Keep trying.
April 14, 2011 at 5:25 am | | Report comment
NO **WINNERS** HERE – ALL G’DAMN LOSERS!!!!
April 14, 2011 at 7:17 am | | Report comment
You’re not winner, either.
Stop yelling. Turn your CAPS lock off!!
April 14, 2011 at 7:51 am
Ron, he has exclamation points, so obviously he intended to yell. I know that you feel that it is your personal responsibility to monitor the internet for people yelling, but please take a day off and go find a job.
April 14, 2011 at 8:18 am
Ron would get a job but he bugs people.
April 15, 2011 at 11:29 am
Great balls of fire!
April 14, 2011 at 5:25 am | | Report comment
no great balls ON fire
April 14, 2011 at 6:13 am | | Report comment
too much friction….should have used lotion
April 14, 2011 at 5:26 am | | Report comment
Was he viewing the porn version of “Man On Fire”? With Denzel WatchingOne?
April 14, 2011 at 5:27 am | | Report comment
On-fire-porn-guy, Lindsay Lohan, Jersey Shore, all distractions. As the Mainstream Media creates illusions, the US gov’t (and their corp. friends),start more illegal wars, ban books like “America Deceived II” and bail out banks.
Last link (before Google Books bans it also]:
http://www.iuniverse.com/Bookstore/BookDetail.aspx?BookId=SKU-000190526
April 14, 2011 at 5:28 am | | Report comment
Can’t say you’re wrong.. It’s a shady country right now.
April 14, 2011 at 6:20 am | | Report comment
That’s HOT!
April 14, 2011 at 5:31 am | | Report comment
Lucky for the guy that cops were across the street from the porn shop and some firefighters just happened to be a block away. Wonder why?
April 14, 2011 at 5:33 am | | Report comment
Because they were all rubbing one out on the taxpayer’s dime.
April 14, 2011 at 10:22 am | | Report comment
Because that is a terrible, terrible neighborhood full of crime and clumsy crackheads.
April 14, 2011 at 10:33 am | | Report comment
Donut shops, don’t you know anything.
April 14, 2011 at 11:46 am | | Report comment
Was the fire on his head?…
April 14, 2011 at 5:33 am | | Report comment
That can only be redhot porn.
April 14, 2011 at 5:35 am | | Report comment
Sounds like he was a real flamer.
April 14, 2011 at 5:41 am | | Report comment
This guy was not watching porn. Five seconds before catching fire he was attempting to re-enact Jack Bauer’s famous re-entry of earth’s atmosphere without a spacesuit. It was unfortunate he landed in the porn shop.
April 14, 2011 at 5:47 am | | Report comment
The cops haircuts…it separates them in a crowd and makes them easy to identify by other cops. And your standard deviant, drug taking hippy, weirdo-sexual sometimes bursts into flames when they see authority figures. Which can be entertaining if your’re into watching porn shops burn.
April 14, 2011 at 5:54 am | | Report comment
“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”
- Sir Winston Churchill — http://911essentials.com
April 14, 2011 at 5:54 am | | Report comment
That’s what happens to sinners… just a preview of what awaits in hell.
Enjoy that wicked life style while you still can before the judgement time comes.
April 14, 2011 at 5:58 am | | Report comment
NO religion here plse preacher boy – we are all “Heathens”….Whatever the hell that is!!!!!
April 14, 2011 at 7:21 am | | Report comment
You’re a sinner, are you condemning yourself to hell? Probably. Paul wrote “judge not lest ye be judged.” John wrote that any man who says he does not sin is a liar. Scripture also says that liars do not get to heaven. So it must be the acceptance of Christ that saves us, and the rejection of Christ that condemns us. You need to read more and write less. You are rejoicing in the possible eternal death of a man that you yourself would be if not for the grace of God. You need to shut up and quit giving Christians a bad name with your ignorant rants.
April 14, 2011 at 8:51 am | | Report comment
Ummm… Jesus taught the “Judge not” thing, not Paul. And seeing as how you are familiar with 1st John, I must ask; is it in line with that book that someone who is truly a christian was in the porn shop? Possible, but not likely. The fact is, Hell is what awaits sinners (all of us) unless they (we) repent and believe. As for telling him to shut up when Jesus (in Luke 24) told us to teach “repentance and the forgiveness of sins” to all the world?!? Well, I guess “Christian” needs to decide if he should obey you or Jesus, eh? It’s just too bad his comment is all condemnation and no Gospel…
April 14, 2011 at 11:02 am
Idiot.
April 14, 2011 at 7:09 pm | | Report comment
Damn! Somebody already beat me to the Wrath of God bit….. I had a good rant about sin and hellfire all ready to go!
April 14, 2011 at 5:59 am | | Report comment
Pick up a Webster’s dictionary and look up the word “psychopath.” An apt description of too large a number in our society. What has made us so perverse that someone nearly burns to death everyone makes jokes about it. These same mentally ill people will be joking about the bullet hole pattern after a firing squad or the weird way someone’s eyes are bulging after being hanged. Father in Heaven have mercy on me a sinner. I pray my fate never falls into the hands of the average American.
April 14, 2011 at 6:02 am | | Report comment
Lighten up, Francis…
April 14, 2011 at 6:11 am | | Report comment
Any of you guys call me Francis, and I’ll kill you.
April 14, 2011 at 6:17 am
Pills here.
April 14, 2011 at 7:25 am
He wouldn’t open the booth up to another dude and got the payback.
April 14, 2011 at 6:16 am | | Report comment
HE NEEDS TO SLOW DOWN. THAT FRICTION GETS MIGHTY HOT
April 14, 2011 at 6:18 am | | Report comment
Fall on your knees and repent. These are the wages of sin.
The Lord is coming, and there shall be an accounting for all pornographers, idolaters, adulterers and purveyors of the unclean.
April 14, 2011 at 6:20 am | | Report comment
Oh…he was on his knees alright, and he WAS probably accepting wages, but I don’t know what Bob from Accounting has to do with it…unless Bob was the guy paying???
Oh wow. This explains so much about the priesthood and closeted republicans!
April 14, 2011 at 7:22 am | | Report comment
this man’s whole life style will change when he leaves the hospital. No more family movie night. Friends won’t ask to have him lend them any movies. What do you think he will tell his wife? How do you explain that you ran out of a porno shop smoking? His kids will have to run away from kids at school so they don’t have to explain why daddy caught fire in a porno shop. Even in San Fransico this would be hard to expalin.
April 14, 2011 at 6:21 am | | Report comment
too bad it did not happen simultaneously across the globe: all marxist freak democrat parasite pigs just explode….
April 14, 2011 at 6:24 am | | Report comment
amplitude – thanks for nothing! I’m laughing so hard, practically peeing my pants, that my boss is starting to hover …
April 14, 2011 at 6:44 am | | Report comment
Sorry to get you in trouble….but dang, it would have been nice you know? Just think of a world with no hysterical freak parasites incessantly whining for more of what we earn, while they elect the people who cause it to get worse and worse…
April 14, 2011 at 6:50 am
Yeah, that new Navy laser would be just the thing.
April 14, 2011 at 7:05 am | | Report comment
as long as they leave it on full power and not go all san francisco and set it on low…
April 14, 2011 at 7:27 am
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I am trying to think what this guy could have done to get third degree burns watching a porn movie? Maybe inhaling some kind of solvent?
April 14, 2011 at 6:34 am | | Report comment
When will people learn poppers and smoking do not mix?
April 14, 2011 at 6:34 am | | Report comment
That was my first thought exactly.
April 14, 2011 at 8:25 pm | | Report comment
Probably caused by friction of some sort.
April 14, 2011 at 6:38 am | | Report comment
In a Champagne Super Nova. The friction laws of physics still apply.
April 14, 2011 at 6:39 am | | Report comment
A champagne super nova in the sky?
Well where were you while we were getting high!
April 14, 2011 at 3:38 pm | | Report comment
I’m not suprised it doesn’t happen more often in S.F. with all the Flamers there.
April 14, 2011 at 6:39 am | | Report comment
i’ve smoked after sex…but never during
April 14, 2011 at 6:42 am | | Report comment
It was god!!!
April 14, 2011 at 6:43 am | | Report comment
” Maybe he was using flammable lubricant.”
April 14, 2011 at 6:52 am | | Report comment
The terms “wood, friction, and fire” seem to go “hand in hand” in this case.
April 14, 2011 at 6:53 am | | Report comment
hellifre and damnation
April 14, 2011 at 7:04 am | | Report comment
2nd target for the navy’s new laser?
April 14, 2011 at 7:04 am | | Report comment
Satan?
April 14, 2011 at 7:06 am | | Report comment
It was a reborn Christian and he was warned he would burn in hell if he kept doing that.
April 14, 2011 at 7:11 am | | Report comment
see what happens when you’re 45 and still a virgin?
April 14, 2011 at 7:13 am | | Report comment
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Confucius Say man with hot rod burn rubber.
April 14, 2011 at 7:17 am | | Report comment
“Light My Fire” was 1967.
April 14, 2011 at 7:18 am | | Report comment
ITS CALLED FRICTION, PEOPLE!
April 14, 2011 at 7:18 am | | Report comment
It’s called “turning off your caps lock” and stop yelling!
April 14, 2011 at 7:51 am | | Report comment
SHUT UP RON
April 14, 2011 at 8:11 am
HI RON. HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A WONDERFUL DAY. IT MAY IMPROVE IT YOU GET A LIFE.
April 14, 2011 at 11:50 am
90% likely he did a Richard Prior drug accident.
Just a tiny possibilaty he was commiting arson to rid the community of a porn shop; might be someone from Westburo BC or a wahabi mosque rather than a cocaine fan.
April 14, 2011 at 7:20 am | | Report comment
Friction
April 14, 2011 at 7:21 am | | Report comment
When you poke it through the glory hole you never know who is kneeliing in the other booth and what he or she is up too.
April 14, 2011 at 7:32 am | | Report comment
yes I did say she. It has happend a couple of times. A lady was in the other booth. How do I know? I told her to prove she was a woman/
April 14, 2011 at 7:34 am | | Report comment
Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
1 Corinthians 7:2, 9 (2) Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband. (9) But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn.
Note to flamer: Divine judgement is nothing to tempt. I am serious about that burning thing. GOD
April 14, 2011 at 7:40 am | | Report comment
The man was raising hell on earth and enjoying the natural (and supernatural) consequences of it: Eternity in flame.
April 14, 2011 at 7:45 am | | Report comment
This would have been Mulder’s favorite X-Files case EVER!!
April 14, 2011 at 7:49 am | | Report comment
I am LOL, because the topic above this story on the Drudgereport is. Time Magazine, “What if there was no HELL” I think this guy who caught on fire found hell in a porn booth.
April 14, 2011 at 7:56 am | | Report comment
My guess is that he just finished pumping gas before heading to the “library” like he told his wife. Took a little Dawn dish soap in for lube. Dish soap + gasoline = napalm.
April 14, 2011 at 7:58 am | | Report comment
Maybe he was a arsonist, and accidently set himself on fire ?
April 14, 2011 at 7:59 am | | Report comment
Was he really watching the Devil in Miss Jones…Reality version??? Sorry couldn’t resist, can’t beleive no one thought of that yet. At least we can be sure it wasn’t Ron Jeremy porn, the hedgehog couldn’t make “hot’ anymore with magnesium and a blowtorch
April 14, 2011 at 7:59 am | | Report comment
I’ve heard of this happening to others before. For some mysterious reason they are just very suddenly consumed with fire. The ones I’ve heard about died & left a pile of ashes. If you google this, you might learn more. I don’t know the cause but it would be no surprise that chemical drugs or even some kind of prescription drug may be the cause of it or something gone wrong with the body chemistry of the victim. This man may have just been a fire waiting to happen & the chemical reaction in his body upon seening the porn was just the last straw. But this has happened before with no porn whatsoever involved. It is a hidden health issue that needs to be looked into carefully. All jokes aside about this man looking at pron when it happened, this could happen to anyone; even in church.
April 14, 2011 at 8:01 am | | Report comment
Yea. Right.
April 14, 2011 at 8:53 am | | Report comment
He went there for a “hot” time, and that’s what he got!
April 14, 2011 at 8:01 am | | Report comment
Oh my god. That’s is hilarious! It sucks for him but c’mon, he caught fire while jerking off in a porn stall. Lol.
April 14, 2011 at 8:03 am | | Report comment
There is a GOD. He suddenly burst into flames while beating off to gay porn. Ever heard of Sodom and Gomorrah???
April 14, 2011 at 8:06 am | | Report comment
Why do people like Armed Patriot bother reading or responding to content of the San Francisco news?
It sounds to me like Armed Patriot should live in a place like Berkely, MO., where we’re allowed to dump all the hazardous materials we like, into streams, and never be bothered with bills for management or clean up.
In Berkely, you could light yu seff on fire over and over all day and night and probably no one would even care, let alone call the police or write about it in the news.
http://discussions.fox2now.com/20/ktvi/ktvi-hazmat-called-ammonia-spill-20110414/10
April 14, 2011 at 4:26 pm | | Report comment
Pee Wee Herman would be envious
April 14, 2011 at 8:08 am | | Report comment
Can’t believe no one said “He was having a weennie roast.”
April 14, 2011 at 8:09 am | | Report comment
Well, it did end up being just that……
April 14, 2011 at 8:12 am | | Report comment
Google spontaneous human combustion and you will learn much about cases like this. It can be caused by a chemical in the body or there can also be a demonic cause.With the immorality & sins our country has fallen into this is really no surprise.
April 14, 2011 at 8:11 am | | Report comment
Sounds like something right out of CSI. Where’s Gill Grissom when you need him?
April 14, 2011 at 8:13 am | | Report comment
WORST trolling I ever seen. i scrolled down hopefully to see some funny comments. Sorry you all FAIL. I hope the good trolls come out to play soon.
April 14, 2011 at 8:19 am | | Report comment
Ah…I said Bud Light!
April 14, 2011 at 8:21 am | | Report comment
I NEVER USE ALL CAPS, BUT I’LL MAKE AN EXCEPTION HERE KNOWING THAT IT’S BUGGING RON SO MUCH.
April 14, 2011 at 8:24 am | | Report comment
Anyone ever created a fire by rubbing 2 sticks together probably know how this happened.
April 14, 2011 at 8:25 am | | Report comment
Do you smoke after sex?
April 14, 2011 at 8:31 am | | Report comment
He farted while smoking!!!!
April 14, 2011 at 8:37 am | | Report comment
Only in La-La Land.
Not only is this story hilarious, some of the “COMMENTS” are classics!
Carrion, please.
April 14, 2011 at 8:37 am | | Report comment
Too bad it wasn’t a Golden Shower show… it could have helped put the flames out.
April 14, 2011 at 8:37 am | | Report comment
Drudge links to this story just below a link to a Time mag cover story titled “Is Hell Dead?”
Strike while the irony is hot!
April 14, 2011 at 8:39 am | | Report comment
Whaaat? I thought Richard Pryor was dead…
April 14, 2011 at 8:42 am | | Report comment
beat my meat on the toilet seat, do dah, do dah, beat my meat down to my feet oh do dah day….
April 14, 2011 at 8:43 am | | Report comment
eef.
April 14, 2011 at 8:54 am | | Report comment
That was some erection.
April 14, 2011 at 8:52 am | | Report comment
wowee
April 14, 2011 at 8:56 am | | Report comment
“But if they don’t have self-control, let them marry. For it’s better to marry than to burn.” (1 Corinthians 7:9, World English Version)
Well, I guess the Bible IS true.
April 14, 2011 at 8:56 am | | Report comment
He’s what we call a ‘flamer’.
April 14, 2011 at 9:03 am | | Report comment
Winning…!
April 14, 2011 at 9:04 am | | Report comment
Where is the picture of the guy running out of the store? C’mon CBS…this is important stuff.
April 14, 2011 at 9:08 am | | Report comment
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Clearly a case of dry fisting friction. Regardless The involvement of the Koch brothers is all over this one.
April 14, 2011 at 9:17 am | | Report comment
Friction causes heat. I’m just say’n.
April 14, 2011 at 9:18 am | | Report comment
Everyone knows when you rub a stick long enough it catches fire.
April 14, 2011 at 9:18 am | | Report comment
He was drinking Red Bull … watch the Family Guy episode …
April 14, 2011 at 9:21 am | | Report comment
Obviously a fire crotch….
April 14, 2011 at 9:21 am | | Report comment
ma ma said you would go blin… never said anything about fire!
April 14, 2011 at 9:24 am | | Report comment
Saw this article on Drudge, right below another article “What If There’s No Hell?” Haha.
April 14, 2011 at 9:33 am | | Report comment
the porn star was so hot…how hot was she…she was so hot i burst into flames
April 14, 2011 at 9:44 am | | Report comment
A Common Symptom of a OVERDOSE OF VIAGRA!
April 14, 2011 at 9:44 am | | Report comment
Oh NO! Pinnochio! First we told you about too much sand paper and now THIS!
April 14, 2011 at 9:48 am | | Report comment
Must had been the friction… gripped too tight.
April 14, 2011 at 9:50 am | | Report comment
CRackhead. Its SoMa. and the area is hot!- cops round’ there day/night. nothing new in the City.
April 14, 2011 at 9:51 am | | Report comment
A real Flamer
April 14, 2011 at 9:52 am | | Report comment
Easily answered.
He was smoking meth and spilled some poppers on himself. boom.
April 14, 2011 at 9:55 am | | Report comment
Just another flamer!
April 14, 2011 at 9:57 am | | Report comment
One question: did anybody happen to see a woman who looked like his wife scurrying out the back door?
April 14, 2011 at 9:57 am | | Report comment
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to much friction?
April 14, 2011 at 10:22 am | | Report comment
If you fap too long you will burst into flames. The law of friction is alive and well in San Fransicko.
April 14, 2011 at 10:25 am | | Report comment
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Friction + Constriction = Ignition
April 14, 2011 at 10:31 am | | Report comment
Does anyone know what the title of the video that was playing when this happened? It must be very hot. Has anyone else burst into flames while watching this video? If so, perhaps the Pentagon can weaponize is.
April 14, 2011 at 10:32 am | | Report comment
In the 19th century,Britain observed a rare condition where people simply “burst into flames”. Sometimes killing them. It’s called “spontaneous combustion”. It was observed the English were most afflicted by it. At least most noted by them.
April 14, 2011 at 10:34 am | | Report comment
PINOCCHIO?
April 14, 2011 at 10:37 am | | Report comment
yes mix in a little liar liar pants on fire and boom goes the dinomite
April 14, 2011 at 11:48 am | | Report comment
cap fight breaks out at a porno/fire story…I’ve seen it all now
April 14, 2011 at 10:46 am | | Report comment
a flaming queen in San Francisco? I’m shocked.
April 14, 2011 at 10:49 am | | Report comment
In the words of Fat Basterd….”It makes ma nuts roob togetha’, it’s gonna sta’ a fire!
April 14, 2011 at 10:50 am | | Report comment
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Bro, you’re doing it wrong.
April 14, 2011 at 11:03 am | | Report comment
Geee.. wonder if when he goes to the doctor he tells him his wee wee burns….
April 14, 2011 at 11:06 am | | Report comment
A hunk a hunk of burnin love, I say.
April 14, 2011 at 11:09 am | | Report comment
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I’D REALLY LIKE TO HEAR THE REST OF THIS STORY WHEN IT COMES OUT…oh, sorry for yelling.
April 14, 2011 at 11:17 am | | Report comment
All humor asside, unless the fire started small and was not noticed in time so that it spread on the person, the only way he could be engulfed would be by the aid of a flammable propellant. Hypothesis: he was smoking and using Poppers, an inhalant that is often used/ sold in adult stores, and is extremely flammable.
April 14, 2011 at 11:20 am | | Report comment
or maybe he jacked off with lighter fluid or his thang was so small that he jacked off into a crack pipe using it as a fifi.
April 14, 2011 at 11:47 am | | Report comment
He saw that video, got hot and started to burn in his pants.
April 14, 2011 at 11:21 am | | Report comment
Now that’s a FLAMER !
April 14, 2011 at 11:21 am | | Report comment
I’m guessing he was flaming before he went into the store.
April 14, 2011 at 11:27 am | | Report comment
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THERE, I FEEL MUCH BETTER!!!
April 14, 2011 at 11:30 am | | Report comment
I love to see a story like this and wait on the deranged Christians to attribute evil things to their psychopathic God.
April 14, 2011 at 11:42 am | | Report comment
Anyone else think that maybe he was trying to have sex with the tv?
April 14, 2011 at 11:45 am | | Report comment
What a way to find out the lotion was flammable!
April 14, 2011 at 11:47 am | | Report comment
won’t be long and Hollywood will be making a movie or worse yet, mini series.
April 14, 2011 at 11:56 am | | Report comment
WHAT A SAN FRANSISCO FLAMER
April 14, 2011 at 12:10 pm | | Report comment
Friction? Lotion is a must.
April 14, 2011 at 12:12 pm | | Report comment
And yea, the man walketh into the valley of sin and shame, and the Lord did send hell fire and brimstone upon him, for a man shall not lie with a plastic likeness of himself and live. -Priapus 5:11
April 14, 2011 at 12:21 pm | | Report comment
What stupid scripture is that?? Priapus isn’t in the Bible.
April 14, 2011 at 6:49 pm | | Report comment
Napalm is a bad lube regardless of ending in “palm”
April 14, 2011 at 12:22 pm | | Report comment
What a FLAMER!
April 14, 2011 at 12:44 pm | | Report comment
This is clearly how man learned that rubbing a stick really good and hard will make fire. Of course one can imagine that the initial number of casualties was quite high, until cultural taboos were put into place to generally guilt people out of excess masturbation.
The lamentations must have been something to behold. “We BEGGED him to stop, we really did. But this morning, we lost young William, and the whole house besides. Sob…”
LOL
April 14, 2011 at 12:58 pm | | Report comment
I think it was god punishing him…just a thought.
April 14, 2011 at 12:58 pm | | Report comment
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BURNING MAN CAME EARLY THIS YEAR!
April 14, 2011 at 1:27 pm | | Report comment
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In Boy Scouts I started a fire by rubbing a stick. This guy must have high WPM’s.
Wank per Minute.
April 14, 2011 at 1:48 pm | | Report comment
maybe it was too much friction not enough lube? lol
April 14, 2011 at 2:07 pm | | Report comment
ITS A SIGN FROM GOD.. ya nasty ole man…lol quit yer pervy ness,,,bbbwwwhahahahahah
April 14, 2011 at 2:14 pm | | Report comment
Check: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spontaneous_human_combustion
April 14, 2011 at 2:23 pm | | Report comment
He was using petroleum jelly and not the sex shop recommended KY jelly!
April 14, 2011 at 2:35 pm | | Report comment
It wouldn’t have been pe troll eum jelly, it would have been Frisco.
April 14, 2011 at 4:18 pm | | Report comment
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Funny how there were so many public service workers within the immediate vicinity of the porn shop
April 14, 2011 at 3:01 pm | | Report comment
friction = heat = fire. was he pleasuring himself? the angle od the dangle is proportionate to the heat of your meat….
April 14, 2011 at 3:03 pm | | Report comment
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Someone spilled their poppers and then hit the crack pipe.
April 14, 2011 at 3:25 pm | | Report comment
Auto-Erotic Immolation??
April 14, 2011 at 3:33 pm | | Report comment
I’m still laughing at what “Heardofthisb4″ said at the very end of their lecture: “even in church.”
April 14, 2011 at 3:46 pm | | Report comment
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Japanese radiation has finally reached our shores.
April 14, 2011 at 3:58 pm | | Report comment
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i usually have a name i call people like this porn shop guy…
Senator.
April 14, 2011 at 4:07 pm | | Report comment
Getting a little accelerant on your pant leg doesn’t cause 3rd degree burns over 90% of the body.
Is it possible he dowsed himself in accelerant? Self immolation?
April 14, 2011 at 4:12 pm | | Report comment
Nothing like some good ole scorching hot porn!
April 14, 2011 at 4:13 pm | | Report comment
As long as we’re on the Senator subject;
has it occurred to anyone (except me) that the perfect job for Larry Craig would be as a TSA pat-down screener?
April 14, 2011 at 4:14 pm | | Report comment
The friction from masturbating probably created excessive heat, causing flammable materials to ignite.
April 14, 2011 at 4:27 pm | | Report comment
just a prelude to what awaits those in hell for unrepentant sexual / mortal sin
April 14, 2011 at 4:55 pm | | Report comment
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Commissioner Gordon apologizes for the embarrassing mistake. Torchman was not pleased when confused cops interfered with his crime fighting activities deep inside the Tenderloin.
April 14, 2011 at 5:03 pm | | Report comment
clothes with synthetics (in most cheap clothes) burn fast. all you need is a burning cigarette. sorry, but I do not think it is funny at all. nobody survives with 90% skin burnt, you bigots.
April 14, 2011 at 5:20 pm | | Report comment
Kinky. Right?
April 14, 2011 at 5:22 pm | | Report comment
He was in hell and did get put out before leaving the store
April 14, 2011 at 5:30 pm | | Report comment
Hee hee, porn kills.
April 14, 2011 at 5:38 pm | | Report comment
If you’re gonna huff poppers, don’t smoke at the same time.
April 14, 2011 at 5:47 pm | | Report comment
“Some firefighters who happened to be about a block away at the time were immediately summoned and extinguished the flames.”
“Arson investigators said it was not exactly clear how the man caught fire. Police indicated he had apparently been watching videos……………….”
Maybe I’m getting old, but I still remember that reporters used to know how to write news stories. This writer must be a high school intern or something. “Some” firefighters “happened” to be “about a block away”? FFS, could you write that so it makes a little bit of sense or fleshes out the story a bit? Did somebody just happen to notice a couple of firemen walking around with fire extinguishers in their hands? Or were they driving by in a fire truck? And how were they “summoned”?
And investigators said it was “not exactly clear how the man caught fire”? Was it PARTIALLY clear then? Or was it VAGUELY clear? Otherwise, shouldn’t the story report that it is UNKNOWN how the man caught fire?
Then we have the police “indicating” the man had “apparently” been watching videos. One “indicates” FACTS, not SPECULATIONS.
If you need a reporter who can write better news reports than this make me an offer, and send the writer of this piece back to the copy room.
April 14, 2011 at 5:56 pm | | Report comment
This is the way I feel about most news reports. Why am I constantly asking the questions that should have been answered in the report. There is so little thorough reporting, it’s becoming a waste of time to read many articles. I know this sounds like I’m a “holier-than-thou” a**h***, but you’d think reporters would have more integrity than to do less than a halfa** job!!
April 14, 2011 at 7:12 pm | | Report comment
Gee… not much compassion in the world today, I hope he can recover as best a life aspossible, let us not judge this man.
April 14, 2011 at 5:57 pm | | Report comment
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Should have used lotion to cut down on the friction
April 14, 2011 at 6:32 pm | | Report comment
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St. MIchael 1 San Francisco 0 bottom of the first.
April 14, 2011 at 6:36 pm | | Report comment
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A comments section for an article was a good idea in theory…
April 14, 2011 at 7:31 pm | | Report comment
Those Faustian deals are a real b*tch, aren’t they?
April 14, 2011 at 7:44 pm | | Report comment
The man’s weenie spontaneously combusted due to excessive friction, he ignited some sort of eccelerant, or there was an electrical short circuit in the PORN booth which he occupied.
This would never happen to me…
April 14, 2011 at 7:44 pm | | Report comment
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St Elmo’s Fire :}
April 14, 2011 at 9:16 pm | | Report comment
Obviously Bush’s fault.
April 14, 2011 at 9:44 pm | | Report comment
Man! and i thought I spanked it fast!!
April 14, 2011 at 9:50 pm | | Report comment
Any porn flicks out there set to the song “Come on BabyLight My Fire”? … just a thought
April 14, 2011 at 10:08 pm | | Report comment
He should have been using lotion. Friction causes a lot of problems.
April 14, 2011 at 10:19 pm | | Report comment
Only out of towners call San Francisco Frisco
How goush
April 14, 2011 at 10:29 pm | | Report comment
Maybe the guy was a sexual arsonist. Never heard of it?
Check out the following news report!
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=67698
April 14, 2011 at 10:33 pm | | Report comment
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NEVER mix hot porn, lighter fluid and “monkey spanking.” That’s a “receipe for disaster.”.
April 14, 2011 at 11:10 pm | | Report comment
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Serves him right for being a creep!!!
April 14, 2011 at 11:58 pm | | Report comment
One of those Pee Wee Herman types wearing a raincoat? Lol!!
April 15, 2011 at 1:14 am | | Report comment
Some background on “spontaneous human combustion”:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spontaneous_human_combustion
April 15, 2011 at 12:16 am | | Report comment
This nearly sounds like the Biblical Sodom and Gomorrah…
April 15, 2011 at 12:39 am | | Report comment
If the wages of sin is death, then this poor guy might have gotten a salary advance on a big future bonus (so to speak). Lucky for me I have been set free from the law of sin and death and am much more content now. Put foolish religion aside, God rules and He talks back.
April 15, 2011 at 12:48 am | | Report comment
“Great Ball of Fire!
April 15, 2011 at 2:51 am | | Report comment
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“CREAMATION” FAIL
April 15, 2011 at 4:04 am | | Report comment
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It’s funny how the God Squad hates porn, but they always show up like a bad penny whenever it’s in the news.
Guilt about the Swaggart incident, probably.
Jim From Boston, that was a great post, man. He must write for AP or Yahoo, right?
April 15, 2011 at 5:11 am | | Report comment
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It’s called “Divine Justice” ! . . . And quick too ! !
April 15, 2011 at 5:33 am | | Report comment
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Spontaneous human combustion
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Not to be confused with spontaneous combustion.
Spontaneous human combustion (SHC) describes alleged cases of the burning of a living human body without an apparent external source of ignition. While there have been about 200 cited cases[1] worldwide over a period of around 300 years, most of the alleged cases are characterized by the lack of a thorough investigation, or rely heavily on hearsay and oral testimony. In many of the more recent cases, where photographic evidence is available, it is alleged that there was an external source of heat present (often cigarettes), and nothing occurred “spontaneously.”
Many hypotheses attempt explanations for the various cases of human spontaneous combustion. These generally fall into three groups:
* Paranormal explanations (e.g., a ghost or divine intervention)
* Natural explanations based on an unknown and otherwise unobserved phenomenon (e.g., production of abnormally concentrated gas or raised levels of blood alcohol cause spontaneous ignition)
* Natural explanations that involve an external source of ignition (e.g., the victim dropped a cigarette)
Objections to natural explanations typically refer to the degree of burning of the body with respect to its surroundings. Indeed, one of the common markers of a case of SHC is that the body—or part of it—suffered an extraordinarily large degree of burning, with surroundings or lower limbs comparatively undamaged.
April 15, 2011 at 5:45 am | | Report comment
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1st thing that came to my mind was his KUNDALINI got activated & took over…
April 15, 2011 at 5:56 am | | Report comment
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Great balls o’fire!!
The perv was was masturbating without lube . Causing the old rubbing two sticks together spark which ignited the dried dung in his lowered trousers.
April 15, 2011 at 6:19 am | | Report comment
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THE GUY WAS SMOKING CRACK IN A VIEWING BOOTH AND CAUGHT HIMSELF ON FIRE!! THIS IS COMING OUT OF AN IMPOVERISHED AND DRUG-ADDLED NEIGHBORHOOD IN DOWNTOWN SAN FRANCISCO!! YOU ALL CAN LAUGH AT THE MAN’S MISERY BUT IT SAYS A LOT MORE ABOUT YOUR SOULS THAN IT DOES ABOUT HIS. SHAME ON YOU.
April 15, 2011 at 7:21 am | | Report comment
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Must have been a hot flick! lol
April 15, 2011 at 8:40 am | | Report comment
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I’ll be derned if I didn’t call this one. I said it was gonna be spontaneous combustion. D sure enough…
April 15, 2011 at 9:31 am | | Report comment
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For the record, I am going to hell if there is one and I will deny God at every chance.
(TWEAK FOR RON)
I view porn at every time available, I have bad thoughts about woman/girl/female I meet, and I enjoy every bit of it. Surprising that only a few mentioned a gloryhole.
ALTERNATE THEORY: He was being a pushy troll and the guy next to him got fed up and used lighter fluid through the hole. Just IMHO
Of course being a pizza guy in a porn video isn’t too bad, unless you ask for a hot sausage, or a large pepperoni, melted cheese will give you burns!!!
April 15, 2011 at 12:23 pm | | Report comment
WOW I cant believe you said that Pizza Guy, PLEASE dont be stupid and curse him, someday mabey very soon YOU will meet him and you wont be very happy about it, HE is forgiving because he made us and knows our weaknesses BUT there comes a time when he will STOP calling your heart and theat my frien is a scary place to be….
April 15, 2011 at 12:29 pm | | Report comment
I have a theory mabey it was Spontanious human combustion, because of the SIN in that place mabey he was burned with hellfire cause if he keeps this up Hell is where he will go, but there is a way of escape, ask the Lord Jesus to save you and He WILL, its a free gift its just sad not many people take him up on it until its to late,, take him up on it today, and ask him to come into your life and save you, you will be suprised how much relief you will feel by doing it, Praise his Name,…
April 15, 2011 at 12:25 pm | | Report comment
I agree that this theory make the most sense, all the other theories about lubricants and free “free-basing” the gases which are the flammable part of the product is quickly dissolved into the air of 78% nitrogen is a nonreactive gas.
April 16, 2011 at 5:25 am | | Report comment
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I didn’t read ALL of the theories suggested here, but here’s mine. He was in a porn shop… Maybe he’s one of those guys who likes to cover himself in “personal lubricant”… you know, like ALL OVER. Silicone lubricant is highly flammable… one spark or open flame too close and FOOM! Out the door runs the dude in flames.
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OMG, he got so hot and bothered he went up in flames
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Thats that Kundalini energy from the base of his spine. This excitement activated his Chakra and he wasn’t spiritually strong enough to handle that type of energy. This may sound crazy to some of ya’ll, but then again, ya’ll could imagine how some of ya’ll comments sounded to me
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theyd just wiped up the floor with Pine Sol, and he lit a cigarette…..
April 16, 2011 at 10:07 am | | Report comment
Lubricant!!!!???? ROFL!
April 16, 2011 at 10:11 am | | Report comment
Poor pinocchio
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Wow, interesting in the story but best wishes for a safe recovery to the man!
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The large array of porn was too hot for him to handle obviously.
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How is it that he didn’t set off the fire alarm or the fire sprinklers in the porn shop?
April 18, 2011 at 10:48 am | | Report comment
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Yeah, we get this alot in the field of the spiritually phenomenal; spontaneous human combustion – case CLOSED! Moral of the story? Don’t worship and put porn in place of The One Living God; He’ll just turn you over to Satan and his demons and this is what’ll happen. Ooorr, maybeh he was, in fact, using a flammable substance to get high on. In any case – DON’T DO IT! >:@
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This place may be even more depressing than the SFGate comments. Religious nuts and numerous clowns making the same lame “flamer” joke. Even worse: the dummies who didn’t get any of the Spinal Tap references and thought the other guys were serious about spontaneous combustion. You look clueless, fools.
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