A’s Cespedes Goes Matrix-Style Trying To Catch Ball
OAKLAND (Bleacher Report) — If only they awarded points for how awesomely you failed.
Had the Oakland A’s Yoenis Cespedes made his diving Matrix catch (see photo to left) against the San Francisco Giants on Monday, a ripple in the fabric of space would’ve began in Keanu Reeves’ pants and reverberated throughout the world, revealing our perceived reality to be but a computer simulation perpetrated by our machine overlords.
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