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Bocce V. Curling — Obscure Sports With An Evangelistic Fan Base But Which Is Better?

With the annual Madden-Mariucci “Battle of The Bay” Charity Bocce Tournament June 4th, 2014 in the Bay Area, our crack web team decided to look at the nature of the “sport” of Bocce (yeah, I put it in quotes, get over it), and other sports where the object is to get an object as close as possible to another object. And, we love any “sport” that can feasibly be played with a burger (or beer) in one hand.

(Fredric J Brown/Getty Images) (Photo by Dennis Grombkowski/Getty
(Fredric J Brown/Getty Images) (Photo by Dennis Grombkowski/Getty

Bocce

Curling

Italy, popularized by the Roman Empire, but possibly depicted as early as 5200 BC in an Egyptian tomb painting. Country Of Origin Scotland, but notoriously a Canadian pasttime and/or subject of jokes about Canadians.
Balls rolled toward a target ball, can also be used to bump other balls. 8 balls are often used, 4 for each team. Game Play "Stone" slides toward a fixed target, while players sweep to steer and spin the stone, bumps other stones. 16 stones are often used, 8 for each team
Any flat surface, anywhere, with a rough size suggested. Players often decide on an informal set of rules. Playing Surface Ice, covered with droplets of water called "pebbles."
One hand is all that's needed to roll the ball, leaving your other free, for, whatever. Multitasking Opportunities The stones are 40 pounds or so, plus the sweepers have quite the work to do after the release, steering the stone.
Former 49ers coach Steve Mariucci hold an annual charity tournament with Raider legend John Madden. Famous 49ers Tie-Ins Vernon Davis, 49ers tight-end is a two-time honorary captain of the U.S. Olympic Curling Team.

The winner is

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Bocce
3 out of 5

Bocce wins! Fewer rules, play it anywhere, no need to freeze your backside off, less sweeping, more swigging. Sounds like the perfect sport for the non-sports-inclined. Vernon Davis? We can see why you're curling, while Coach Madden and Coach Mariucci are playing the "sport" of bocce.

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