Tale of the tape
One Broken Arm Later: Nate Burleson’s Pizza Vs. DiGiorno (It’s Not Delivery)
Detroit Lions’ wide receiver Nate Burleson is great at receiving both deftly thrown footballs and emergency roadside medical treatment. Recently, he crashed his car into a Jersey barrier after dropping a slice of pizza around 2:30 in the morning. Apparently there was no hooch in his system, it’s just that he was being a big ol’ bag of dum-dum lollipops. The question that we at CBS can’t help but ask: would he have been better off cooking himself a DiGiorno frozen pizza? Let’s go to the tape.
Tale Of The Tape: Washington Redskins At Oakland Raiders
Robert Griffin III is off to a difficult start and he does not appear to be at his best, despite what the Redskins say.
Tale Of The Tape: San Francisco 49ers At St. Louis Rams
Colin Kaepernick is going to want to assert himself every week, and he is going to be at his best against a divisional opponent.
New England Patriots Vs. The Dark Knight Rises
2012’s The Dark Knight Rises was met with extraordinary expectations. Similarly, the 2013 Patriots entered the season highly regarded – as they do every year that both T-Brads and Bill Belichick are on staff.
Tale Of The Tape: Indianapolis Colts At San Francisco 49ers
Andrew Luck is the real deal, but there is a difference between the way the Colts are playing this year from the way they attacked a year ago.
Tale Of The Tape: Oakland Raiders At Denver Broncos
The Raiders breathed a sigh of relief because they got a win in Week Two in front of their home fans, but Terrelle Pryor has no opportunity to pat himself on the back because the Raiders have to prepare for perhaps the most explosive team in the league.